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  • facepalm moment of the day

    posted May 2, 2010 7:35 pm

    My friend Suit Lin was on her way to my house, to hang out.

    I went down to grab something to eat. Sitting at his workdesk was my dad. Like all/most men, he’s topless.

    ‘Dad, my friend is coming over to hang out yeah. Gonna spend some time together,’ I said.

    ‘Huh? What? Oh, that means I have to put on my shirt la…’ my dad said.

    I grinned.

    ‘You don’t want to put on also can…’ I said.

    ‘Cannot la, later your friend feel inferior how. My body so big and nice.’

    ‘Don’t worry la, no inferior inferior wan. My friend is single,’ I said, winking.

    He gave me the look.

    ‘Your friend is single?!’ he exclaimed. ‘Wah, later I accidentally seduce, how?’

    I was confused.

    ‘Dad, no offense but I don’t think she’d be interested in you,’ I said.

    ‘Oh your friend is a SHE?!’

    My dad stood up and attempted to pull his pants down.

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  • 5 Responses to “facepalm moment of the day”

    1. by Fird

      2nd May 2010 7:38 pm

      *facepalm*

    2. by xinch

      3rd May 2010 5:19 pm

      i’m disturbed….

    3. by Alun

      8th May 2010 3:38 pm

      Daddy is a good sport!

    4. by shannon

      12th May 2010 1:12 am

      hahahah dad!

    5. by Kaun

      15th May 2010 10:14 pm

      Epic! xD

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