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  • the pet daddy wants to rear

    posted July 12, 2010 8:32 pm

    My dad has been in a very good mood today.

    He came home, and with a big smile on his face, he asked, “Liyeng. Do you want to rear a pet?”

    He has never been fond of animals. This took me by surprise.

    “Uh. I already have one,” I said, defensively. He was holding bananas he bought on his way home from work, and I was half worried he was going to make fun of me in my monkey suit or something.

    “What pet you already have?” my dad asked.

    I hesitated.

    “Uh.. he’s in his room upstairs. Been rearing it for the past 18 years,” I tried.

    He laughed, but a sinister one.

    “This pet I want to rear is better than that one. Much better,” he said.

    Something better than my brother? o.O

    “What pet is this?” I asked.

    Octopus.”

    ***

    Damn you, Spain. And Netherlands for losing. And Paul.

    Damn you, World Cup.

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  • One Response to “the pet daddy wants to rear”

    1. by United States Microsoft Corporation

      15th July 2010 8:11 pm

      hey,nice post..
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